Maya
Fortified with the gift of gibber, eats anything apart from liver. lives with 2 dogs and a stinky brother and a dad and a mother. and a cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles, yeah crumbles and burns. and she likes radiohead, a lot of metal, jazz, celtic music, a lot of people, 'Johnny The Homicidal Maniac' & 'Bear' & 'Skeleton Key' comics and her two shih tzus - Abby (Abigail) and Kusho. I WANT: Nothing

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Saturday, 10 May 2008

NO?

So it was a bright sunny day and I bump into 'The Overly Metrosexual Male'.

"Are you semi-gay?"

"Me? Why no, I'm not, what makes you say that?"

"Oh nothing. (The handbag and the MAC Make-up, one would think). So are you?"

"Am I what?"

"Semi-gay.."

"No but I'm a Demi-God and I like Ville Valo"

"...eww..." - *Momentary Silence*

"Oh look, Ice-Cream Man!" - *Runs Off Daintily*

HAHA. You're not SUPPOSED to get it. This is when I am psychotically 'artistic' and decide to play mind-games on everyone. There was a ''Diarhhoea" song I once knew, if only I could remember it.

Pssshawww. Lenny Kravitz smells like...turpentine.

- QUOTE: ''Sid-d....."Nah my bru'........" says:
i'd beat myself to death with my own genitals before i'd do that..''

Sid-d....."Nah my bru'........" says:
and thats not a very welcoming thought ... - (on smelling Lenny K).

Oh and Sidd R (not my brother) decided that the semi-literate Tarot-Card Reader Woman who predicted our future is a bogus scheming money-maker (not that they all aren't).

We reached this verdict:

Sid-d....."Nah my bru'........" says:
haha i've become even more skint broke since that prediction...
Sid-d....."Nah my bru'........" says:
i think she was on prozac
Maya Papaya Banana: Chrissy Pissy! says:
LMAO. i think you asked 'in the future'
Maya: Recommends 'Monkey Dust' and 'Robot Chicken' to the world :) says:
she's probably got bi-polar disorder
Maya: Recommends 'Monkey Dust' and 'Robot Chicken' to the world :) says:
and predicts stuff while on her prozac-high

SO YAY. you now have our intellectual insights. it IS 2.30am. So off I go beneath the duvet into my silky? land of slumber.

because oxygen is a drug
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